Grifters of the world unite!
And here I didn’t think she could get more repulsive
This Grift Smells like my Asshole.
No, that’s a Goop candle.
They have literally nothing in common except the grift, so this scans. Class solidarity.
From goop to slop
sloop
glop
No one cares what miss vagina candle is doing. Crazy people should be ignored.
She’s known to like douches, isn’t she?
Shitty person.
Will the event smell like her vagina candles…?
does that mean he’s dead? please?
Gwyneth, you ignorant slut…
A, she’s back. Took a while. The most swindling grifter we’ve had in a few generations. Enough to make Trump blush.
I blame “Marty Supreme.” I know more than a few people saw it, thought she was hot, and forgot she was goop lady
Haven’t seen and didn’t know she was involved.
Not particularly a selling point either.
This is how I found out he died?
I won’t mind if she feed him goop.
At him? What, and how hard is she throwing it? I suggest grits. Straight from the stove. Cream of Wheat works, too. Or curry. As long as it’s bubbling.
Fry oil. Don’t care what food.
I used to be attracted to her, circa Shallow Hal, but that was before I found out she was a loony.
Her role in Shallow Hal messed with her head & gave her body dysmorphia & fat-phobia.












