OMG this explains everything. Young Republicans want Socialism to have sex with Hasan Piker so bad!
The Republican National Convention in Dallas, Texas, sparked an unexpected wave of online backlash and bewilderment on Wednesday after an image of progressive streamer Hasan Piker wearing underwear appeared on the venue’s massive jumbotron. While the move could’ve been an attempt by Republicans to attack Piker, it has nevertheless reignited certain allegations about the GOP,
especially since the convention has once again coincided with the Grindr app crashing in Dallas from heavy usage.
Is that forbidden fruit shit.
When the CEO of Grindr calls the RNC “their Superbowl” on public record, I’m pretty sure its hard to deny what’s happening here.
Good work, conservatives. You turned a bunch more of us gay. I had no idea what a fkn snack he was until they flashed that slab of hot man-meat up on that screen. Dude is apparently hot AF without a shirt. Who knew?
Normally I think that saying all republicans are closeted is homophobic but then sometimes things come along like this and well c’mon man.
I am not saying this isn’t all real, but it would also be hilarious if grinder was helping these crashes along on their end.
They have enough data at this point that they should be borrowing the rent servers for launch day approach that the gaming industry figured it a decade ago. So it’s not like it’s not a choice at least
If the longstanding rightwing fixation on interracial cuckold porn is any indication, a lot of them get off on the idea of getting cucked by him. Feeling sexually and physically inferior to the target of their ire is a big part of the fascist hate machine, the shame and humiliation gets channeled directly into frothing chud rage.
Really makes it harder and harder to argue against like goddamn
Whoever changed the slop community’s image to shirtless Hasan with his dog was really onto something.
The core of American domestic policy really does revolve around Hasan’s meat at the moment.
America’s Most Wanted.
Oh I thought this was a fake picture for memes.
Does the left just need more sexy men?
that’s a stupid question. you can never have enought sexy men, or women, or socialists. I think we should make socialism sexy.
We need to convince people that sex is better under socialism.
For those who are unaware:
This book is socdem/dem"soc" slop tho AFAIK
c/usernamechecksout
We did it hexbear!
Reclaiming rich and sensual aesthetics from aristo-wannabes is something I strongly advocate for. Not by just doing fancy candelabra shit ourselves, but by applying our creativity to new styles and vibes for 21st century communists.
Personally i try to create a RE save room/botanist’s loft vibe with my place and I like to wear those silky button up shirts that look fairly expensive but can be found for cheap online. I have also been learning sewing, specifically making hexagon/honeycomb quilted cloth, and I think that shit rules aesthetically. Luxurious like diamond quilt, but with only futuristic and no medieval connotations.
image
We could do it. There’s nothing stopping commies from being The Group that claims honeycomb pattern the way right wingers claimed hawaiian shirts for a while. I mean shit, we even stand for the bees.
This has been my modest pitch for sexing things up: new aesthetics, lots of plants, honeycomb quilt. And idk maybe shoulder holsters. And some communist raves wouldn’t hurt
Okay, I love that idea. I have seen lots of people make the “beehives are very communal societies” connection, and it’s a good Hexbear inside joke that also has broader leftist meaning. Also, a commie bees thing is a fun contrast to the aging “Soviet Bear” and “Panda Power” bits. (Even if the bees aren’t as hug shaped as the bears are.)
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a bear. Please report any suspawcious behaviour.
sexy men, or women, or socialists
The three genders
“Comrade” is the best gender neutral term! Lol.
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a bear. Please report any suspawcious behaviour.
No arguments here! It’s like I get to force everyone into being my friend, whether they like it or not
Profile pic checks out… cats are always either the most antisocial little monsters, or purr machine cuddle dispensers that scream to be held and want everyone to be their friends.
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a bear. Please report any suspawcious behaviour.
All the sexy people are socialists… and if you’re thinking “I’m not hot”… you are to some comrade out there.
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a bear. Please report any suspawcious behaviour.
Considering how Trump is widely admired because of his “bad boy” persona: yes.
Everyone is twelve now.
Hasan is really just that hot :3
I wanna give his muscles a squeeze hehehe
I want his muscles to give me a squeeze
i can’t even write down all that i would want him to do to me with his muscles tbhtbh
Are we allowed to write certified cool stories on this website, or do I just gotta tumblr like a country girl?
It’s like reverse Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Republicans want to fuck Hasan
Democrats want to kill Hasan
Leftists are like “fuck Hasan, entryist sellout”, which is basically like being married.
After a long day at the posting factory I have to come home to my NAGGING lib streamer husband
“What if what you were scared of the most made you bust the hardest?”
- Stavros “The Mind” Halkias
Charlie Kirk would have never allowed this to happen
I still can’t believe that pic of the jumbotron is actually real. What a world
The Republican party for some inexplicable reason:
it’s like the Saint Sebastian painting all over again
Calling the Volcel Police in the Texas RNC.
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Grindr doing data analysis around the timestamp of Piker on the jumbotron in Dallas:
it’s funny but does anyone else feel like they’re trying to get him kirked and this was just them overplaying their hand
I just love how that has become the term on this site for “political assassination”.
ⓘ This user is suspected of being a bear. Please report any suspawcious behaviour.
Remembering that clip from “In & Out” where the would-be bride is running down the road screaming “IS THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS STRAIGHT SEX!?!?”
